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Apples and Coffee Ch. 1
April 5, 2020
Once upon a time... wait no. Hmmm... Once there was... no that's wrong, too.
Where to begin...
I guess the beginning will do.
This is the story of two men, who never should have met. This is the story of their adventures, this is the story of my best friend and, well, me.
This story begins before I met my friend, Kits Clevér.
"Banjo Hayworth!" the judge yells in a stern voice "Approach the bench." I walk slowly toward the judge's bench being careful not to fall, my eye forced closed by swelling and still a little drunk from the night before.
"You stand trial here for acts against the state and its protectors." The judge leans forward and I can smell a small hint of peppermint which makes me gag a little. "You have been convicted of drunken and disorderly conduct, driving under the influence and without a legal license. Do you except these terms?"
"Yes, your Honor," I say with a little slur when my tongue decides to stop working.
"With a plea of guilty and
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